Funny & Quirky Secret Santa Ideas for Him and Her That Actually Don’t …

When it comes to Secret Santa gifts, no one wants to be the person who wraps socks again. This year, go vintage or go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, quirky Secret Santa ideas never fail to get a laugh—especially when they’re equal parts cheeky and charming.

For him, forget whisky stones and golf balls. Instead, cool secret santa gifts try a retro bar sign. The more random, the better.

Ladies love a gift with attitude. A cheeky wall print from the 70s might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A disco ball plant pot
A keychain shaped like a VHS tape
A tea towel featuring weird Victorian slang

Secret Santa isn’t about big budgets. It’s about personality, humour, and showing up with something unforgettable.

And if you’re playing it safe, you’re doing it wrong.

The best secret santa gifts part? You’ll find loads of these gems in our Unusual Gifts collection. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve gathered everything short of a taxidermy gnome.

So grab a gift before the office weirdo does. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is probably blinking at you in neon.