Secret Santa Gone Wild: Wacky Gifts for Him, Her, and That One Strange…

Facing the annual dilemma of Secret Santa gifts, blending in with bath bombs is not the move. This year, go vintage or go home.

Whether you're shopping for that weird cousin, HolidayGiftingPro hilarious vintage presents always steal the spotlight—especially when they’re equal parts cheeky and charming.

For him, forget whisky stones and golf balls. Instead, try a miniature lava lamp. The more random, the better.

For her, go for top secret santa gifts something she’d never buy herself. A vintage-inspired jewellery box shaped like a jukebox might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A swear-word cross-stitch kit
An old-school apothecary jar filled with jelly beans
A soap that insults you

You don’t have to spend loads to win Christmas. It’s about personality, humour, and showing up with something unforgettable.

Mildly inappropriate is practically tradition.

The best part? You’ll find loads of these gems in our Secret Santa gift guide. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve gathered everything short of a taxidermy gnome.

So click through and cause chaos. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is waiting in our collection.