Need a Secret Santa Gift? Go Funny or Go Home

Facing the annual dilemma of Secret Santa gifts, you don’t want to be the one who brings a boring mug. This year, go vintage or secret santa gifts for coworkers go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, quirky Secret Santa ideas make the best impression—especially when they’re just the right amount of wrong.

Shopping for men? Bin the bottle opener. Instead, try a retro bar sign. Weird is in—and he’ll thank you for it.

For her, go for something she’d never buy herself. A cheeky wall print from the 70s might just win you the unofficial Secret Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: cheap secret santa gifts **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A disco ball plant pot
A vinyl record bottle opener
A candle that smells like ‘Regret’

Great gifts come in small, hilariously-wrapped packages. It’s about surprising someone with something cooler than expected.

Mildly inappropriate is practically tradition.

The best part? You’ll find all of the above and more in our Unusual Gifts collection. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So grab a gift before the office weirdo does. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa Xmas Gift Depot is probably blinking at you in neon.

Because tasteful is overrated.